no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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