come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize
