So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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