i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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