i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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