I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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