Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
