I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
So many bounce houses so little time
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
