so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
