im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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