I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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