I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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