Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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