I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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