Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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