I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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