i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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