Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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