DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Use "feeling words"
Yay
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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