you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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