I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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