What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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