Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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