so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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