the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
