I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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