Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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