**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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