check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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