Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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