Can Purell be used as lube?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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