There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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