I'm drive I can fine osifer
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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