sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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