Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I have already put on my inside pants.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
