Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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