These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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