ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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