all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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