He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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