So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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