You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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