I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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