Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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