you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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