is your mom at the bar?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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