Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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