I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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