i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Text me some of your sweat
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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