Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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