In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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