it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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