U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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